Medical Malpractice

Do you think stabbings are down because the hospitals are closing?

Where I live there have been 4 hospital closures, yet the hospitals that remain open are overloaded and run down and quite a distance away. Hearing Gordon Brown was this week at Guys hospital, London, announcing all sorts of initiatives that he is so kindly going to fund and implement, yes right ! I wondered if the true stabbing numbers were reported ? Give me a clue ?

Public Comments

1. The thugs who stab people don't care if the hospitals are open or not.
2. Reported stabbings are down dramatically as we have reclassified the term stabbing to mean any attack with a bunch of daffodils. This brings more clarity to the figures. We have also reclassified any puncture or slash injury to any human to be a charitable donation and you will find that these are on the up.